calling Dr. Freud

I dreamed last night i was in prison, convicted of murder no less but of course I was innocent. The main hallway in the prison was extremely crowded, with two double stacked  lines of cells on each side. The cells were more like hotel rooms but also crowded . In our room there was a party with 8-10 people sitting around. There was a buffet  - not little pickles and fingers sandwiches but real gourmet stuff. I was very despondent over my conviction and incarceration so my roomies were trying to cheer me up.

Somehow I escaped and was on the run with mom and dad, my brother and a few other relatives. I remember seeing very green mountains and a fine mist over the road. We were packed for camping although that's laughable. Mom doesn't camp. It's one of the few things we have in common. But there were tents and Coleman lanterns and stuff piled on top of this enormous SUV. I remember feeling panicky, my heart racing as we rushed to get on the road.

Of course I eventually get caught - the authorities found us at a hotel - and hauled back to jail. There doesn't seem to be a process, they just pull up and dump me back in the crowded hallway. My folks are there as I'm sent back in and this man comes up smiles like he knows me, then waits for me to introduce him to my family. His smile seemed to say we were more than casual friends but I didn't sense that from my feelings towards him. 

When I get back to my cell, three of my roomies entice me to take a shower but I'm leery because blood is everywhere. Things get hazy after that. I remember seeing one of the women in the shower, fully clothed, no shower curtain. But it was like there was a shortage of water because someone was bathing in the bathtub at the same time.

Now for the odd part...

The people were a mix of all colors and nationalities but they all seemed to be paired up. The really interesting thing was that the men had no torsos. Their heads and necks were connected directly to their waists. But they all had really tight asses and well defined legs. I also remember some other deformities - like misshapened heads and bodies, but don't recall if they were men or women.